11.06.2008

So It Begins...

Welcome to my world or something like that. I'm not much of a writer...or so it seems. Guess we'll find out about that. This is my life...you'll all be getting the great little here and there details, and hopefully a few good stories. I say we just start with some straight up life or death issues. I almost died today... How you say? Two words...blue...minivan. Perhaps its just me, but last time I checked pedestrians have the right of way. So there I was minding my own business crossing the street, and this elderly gentleman begins to speed through a left turn on yellow. Now I know exactly what he was thinking, "oh crap...its yellow...I need to go faster." Little did this gentleman know that I was walking across the street directly in front of his motor carriage. Breaks squealed, lives flashed, squirrels cringed, and old men yelled. All in all, it was quite a frightening experience. So next time you cross the street keep and eye out for grandpa and his blue minivan. And that's my life...up until now...

1 comment:

Luckifer said...

No fair!! My most exciting thing I have on my first (second) post is LAUNDRY (audience "boos")

Sorry about almost getting killed.